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Oprah Medusa — The Ticket to Kerry Victory

Stewf: i am a political genius
Stewf: if kerry campaign could get oprah on board, wouldn’t he win?
Eric: heh, a segment, but it would be dangerous for Oprah to play that game
Eric: her market is across the board
Eric: and it might polarize her audience
Eric: and thus her advertisers
Eric: but don’t let that stop you from phone, emailing, and snail mailing her offices until your fingers bleed
Eric: her support would be amazing
Stewf: they will do whatever she says
Stewf: the oprah heads
Eric: I’d like to see an oprah medusa with little yes men snake heads snapping around her in a slithering flow
Eric: her eyes glow red, throwing up her hands, “Kerry will win!”

Get Your Shirt On

Just bought this tee. You can too. At Threadless. Tell them Stewf sent you and I get store credit. Buy shirts. Do it now.

Know Your Stewf [TAKE 2]

There was a lot of whining over my last quiz. Apparently, (especially according to those who received low scores), it was either “rigged”, “faulty”, “Flash-based”, “inaccurate”, or just plain “lame”. So, in the interest of my dear friends, and not at all for my narcissism, I present How Well Do You Know Your Stewf? [TAKE 2]. Don’t be afraid to enter your email addy — it’s required to receive the answer sheet — just unclick the invitation to receive their spamity.

Furnishing the Homeland, Pt. 3: Marooned

The fun of shopping for furniture on craigslist is that something new pops up every few hours.

The trouble with shopping for sofas on craigslist is that everything is maroon or burgundy or wine or rose.

By the way kids, there’s now a craigslist in SLC! Click and discover the power of the internet again for the first time. First job posting is up: tame troubled teens by marching them through wilderness!