The marvelous Miss Martha has deemed this week “Birthday Princess Week”. I've received copious presents — certainly more than I am due. The latest of which was this delightful birdfeeder. Unfortunately I was not able to accept the gift yesterday due to my lack of presence on the West side of the Bay.
That was a mistake. Martha warned me that her cat could use the Internets and that if I did not take the feeder right away he would post it on Craigslist as trade for food. I waved off that notion as poppycock. “Cats can't compute!” I said, and informed the lovely lady that I would collect the gift on the morrow.
trading 1 Bird Feeder Mobile for rotisserie chicken and other foods
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Date: 2006-07-13, 4:38PM PDT
looking to trade a flensted Bird Feeder Mobile.
i received it as a gift and i do not like birds.
i would like in exchange 2 rotisserie chickens, 4 cans of tuna (low sodium,in water) and half dozen deviled eggs.
i also have a red wool sweater that i am willing to trade for an additional chicken.